Pineapple Lover Mugs

"Just be yourself."

Apples for sale

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'That GMO gene salesman was darn right!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Someone has eaten our porridge, let's have pancakes."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

The One That Newton Missed

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

Adam and Eve in Paradise