Pinboard Fanatic Mugs

'We have the same pinterest.'

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Around here it got a little tricky...

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

When bored, we board

'No surf?'

Existential Risk

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Office Furniture - Would you like to thump the table sir, to hear what it sounds like?

"He ate all the Scrabble tiles. Now he keeps leaving little messages around the house."

White Flight. Beautification. Gentrification. Plain Old Rich.

"All power to the board of directors!"

Company take-over bid

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'I hate rainy days!'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

Skateboarding

"As an efficiency expert I can with great certainty point to one inescapable fact. You guys aren't."

'This is Phillips. He's our new idea man.'

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

'Check out what I invented! Looks like we're even now!'

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

Cricket ball deliveries

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

WWE Chess

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."