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Cow Pinatas

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

How Piñatas Are Born

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Covid pinata

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Pin-atas

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Hit Me

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

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