Pillow Talk Lovers Mugs

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"Where do you to go?"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Who's God?"