Pillow Talk Fanatic Mugs

"You'll like this female libido pill. It is time released to go off once your husband has fallen asleep on the couch."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Where do you to go?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."