Pillow Poet Prints

Sales of sleeping pills are skyrocketing. Is America addicted? My guest is Rudy Park. Rudy, you say you need sleeping pills. Why? Modern life is too hectic. At night, the mind races, the legs tremble, the body yearns for rest but the brain gallops on. This just in: Sleeping pills call poetic waxing. I sleep therefore I am.

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Pillows in love.

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

Ok, ok, last page.

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

'We don't want to risk having any injuries during spring training.'

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'Maybe 'Bring Your Pillow To Work Day' wasn't such a good idea.'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

Neck pillows? Were did you get neck pillows?

"Where do you to go?"