Pillow Magician Prints

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

Pachyderm insomnia.

Pillows in love.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'If you can't sleep...imagine you're at work.'

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"Where do you to go?"

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'OVERSLEPT? All four thousand of them???'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."