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"Oh, it's easy to keep them straight - morning pills are wrapped in cheddar, afternoon pills are wrapped in Moz and evening pills are wrapped in pepper jack."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

Medicinal plants

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'Time for your pills.'

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

Medication for the elderly

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Medical Supplies

'You must take these pills for the rest of your life.' - 'But there're only 25 in here.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

'Let me know if these weight-loss pills actually work.'

"That's just the meds kicking in."

'It's not quite ready. Come back in 15 minutes.'

'This container lists only one hundred of the most common side effects. More can be found on the manufacturer's website.'

"These have severe side effects but they may not have enough time to bother you."

Wrong pills

'I don't understand why you don't want to take your daily medication.'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'

'Four thousand packets of the new anti-obesity drug, please'

"I hope you're not one of those kids who have trouble swallowing pills."

"I'll trade you my pink pills for these blue ones....what do you say?"

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

This prescription doesn't have side efets. It's more like straight to the top and straight to the bottom.

"I think they call it a miracle drug because it'll be a miracle if I can get the cap off."

"You'll enjoy the way these interact with over-the-counter medication."