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"Some pilates classes would really loosen you up."

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

Advanced pilates.

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Pilates of Penzance.

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

You're never too old for pilates!

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Look, the Mayas did Pilates!'

Exercise Ball as Desk Chair and Desk

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"Very lean, fresh from a pilates class."

'How's your pilates class doing?'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

'Who's the clown responsible for ordering the new exercise equipment?'

'How's your pilates class doing?'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'A car crash? No Doc... advanced pilates!'

"If you're looking to strengthen your core, Kevin here's your guy."

Pontius Pilates

"I know this sucks, but just think of how awful we'll feel tomorrow."

'Sorry friend, you must have taken a wrong turn, this is actually the mild west... but we're having pilates after lunch if you wanna stay.'

Take it easy on the stretching exercises!

'Watch yourself kid. The inmates and food are great, but the pilates will kill ya.'

"Underground ostrich is next!"

Keep fit

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Pilates! Not, pie and lattes!"

Suburban Legend

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

'Erm, is this the pilates evening?'

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

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