Pilates Instructor Mugs

Pontius Pilates

Suburban Legend

Baby Piano

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Concert Pianist.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Piano Recital

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Dance.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Reasonableman

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Dance.

Ballet dancer.

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Ballet Lovers

You're never too old for ballet!

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Tango