Pilates Devotee Mugs

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Turn, turn and turn.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Reasonableman

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Suburban Legend

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Bad Career Move

Dancing in a circle

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Johann Strauss II

Valet (ballet) parking.

Dancing on the beach

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.