Pilates Devotee Pillows

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Turn, turn and turn.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Reasonableman

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Suburban Legend

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Fred Astaire

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'You'll be spending a little time in pilates purgatory but don't worry, those guys work miracles.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Bad Career Move

Dancing in a circle

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'I love it when the ice rushes to my head.'

"I don't speak Yoga. I speak Pilates."

Johann Strauss II

Musical party at a private victorian house.

Valet (ballet) parking.

Always wear a bra during aerobics classes.