Pigskin Prophet Prints

Vikings to the Super bowl.

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

Pie Filling Reader

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Oh, I can't complain"

'This is why we can't have nice things... '

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

'I think you'll find these projections somewhat exaggerated, but in a good way.'

"Love your feng shui!"

Football.

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'Here's the improved margins you said you wanted to see this year, Tom.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"The short term solution is money and the long term solution more money."

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

Stop the big guy!

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

Humble beginnings of the International House of Pancakes

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"That's our projected sales."

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'No doubt the upturn will come soon because the sheet of paper ends here!'

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

'Don't ask me what play to call..I've only got a one year contract...you've got a four year scholarship...you decide what play to call.'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'