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"If God didn't want us to be happy He wouldn't have made s**t."

Playing Fetch.

'Ahhh...'

Foster failure

Head over Hooves

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

Dedication to excellence....

"You're completely screwed up."

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'