Piercing Pioneer Prints

"It was the next logical step, I suppose."

"I'm feeling the shock, but none of the awe."

'... and to think this is the same kid who was terrified of getting a shot at the doctor.'

'Tell me about yourself, Mr. Mosely - the nose ring, earring, the MBA tattooed to your forehead.'

"Tread gently when you go in. He's a bit tetchy - he's just had his nipples pierced."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

A Tongue Stud.

Tattoo and Piercing...Stares by an angry, judgmental mother.

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Punk Angel

Orange navel has ring

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

'Now don't complain Mum: You started it by giving me my first nose-ring...'

'This is our last date, Harry. I think I should see other weirdos.'

'I don't care if your friends all did it too - you look like an idiot!'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."

"The preacher kept blessing us at our wedding. Each time he saw Eddie he said 'Holy cow!'"

"And after I'm through with this, I'll show you the exciting array of other body-piercing services we're now offering!"

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Kids today!'

Check out our nose ring special for the bull market investor.

'In my day, son, men didn't have rings through their noses until after they were married.'

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'