Piercing Enthusiast Prints

"Nice lip piercing."

"Six chipped teeth and a tongue stud infection. Good for you, no cavities."

'I've got my hat on back-to-front...but I still can't communicate with him.'

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'You need an eyebrow piercing like you need a hole in the head ... wait, no ...'

Special offer! Get two ears pierced, get a third pierced free!

'Look I am okay with the nose ring, but the tongue and earrings have to go.'

'Kids today!'

'You're supposed to fish with them, not wear them.'

It was the Tube logo what gave me the idea

'Body piercing's getting really naff.'

Just when you think you know someone, you find they've got a clip on nose ring and a washable tattoo!

DE LUXE body piercing.

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Wendell was now regretting having had his Tongue pierced.

Maud got a belly button stud.

'Call me old-fashioned Phillip but in my day we were content with a Prince Albert.'

"Now that's a match made in heaven!"

"If you wore fewer piercings people might get to work on time."

"Four holes wasn't enough?"

"Ooooohhh, now that's what I call a piercing."

"Where's the best place to get a nose piercing?"

"Sorry mate - you're pierced."

"You find that surprising, or is it just your pierced eyebrow?"

"You remind me of myself six months ago."

Eyes, Ears, Nose & Throat

"Can you pierce her bottom lip to her top lip"

"Hi Dad!"

'The EHO said I had to remove all my rings, by the time I'm finished it's time to clock off!'

All Jewelry Must Be Removed Before Commencing Work.

"Body piercing is against school dress code, Ed."

"Dad said I look like an animal. That's just a bunch of bull!"

'I can't seem to get the taste of garlic out of my tongue stud either.'

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'