Pie Pranksters Mugs

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"I think we both know who did it...."

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Lemming meringue pie.

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Pinata Pranks

Christmas Hat Tree

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Wordplay: Road Rage

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

No Presents Until Christmas Day

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

'I quit!'

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

BEWARE! Clown sees several pies to beware of.