Pie Pranksters Mugs

'Happy Valentine's Day!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Santa Claus stuck in a chimney sitting in a hospital emergency room.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Lemming meringue pie.

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

Christmas Hat Tree

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

How to mince a pie 1. Get hold of a pie 2. Mince that pie 3. Serve to your guests

Wordplay: Road Rage

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'I'm going to tell him I've been good on the chance that my reputation hasn't preceded me.'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

No Presents Until Christmas Day

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

'I quit!'