Picture-perfect Fanatic Mugs

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Reese Witherspoon

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Reading

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

Using a social media app to date

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Woman trying to straighten a picture of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

"ME!!!"

Gone to photograph lunch

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."

"Don't make me look fat!"

"Dang it, my eyes were closed - take another one!"

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

'WOW, this is a GREAT Telephoto Lens, Joe! That Grizzly bear WAY down there looks like it's Right up here in FRONT of my face!'

Rashida Jones

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.