Picnic Protector Gifts

"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Polygamists' Picnic

Relaxing in the Sun

The Adventures of God

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Fishing for complements

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

''What's in the bag, lady?''

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Prosecco Peacock

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Glyndebourne

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

The Camp, Pt. 1

"I'm sorry, I didn't pack it, but I'm guessing you can find a stick."

Remarkably Richmond

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

Picnic with thieves

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'Nice graphics.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain