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'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

“Children hate me.”

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"I hate airplane food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."