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'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

“Children hate me.”

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"I hate airplane food!"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"