Picky Eater Humor T-Shirts

Unfortunately, the dominant lion was also a very picky eater.

"She's a connoisseur. She won't touch anything other than Kentucky blue grass."

'Does your son have to eat all that horrible broccoli?'

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Please don't kill me."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

“Children hate me.”

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"