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"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Please don't kill me."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

“Children hate me.”

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

"Do you want the rest of this mouse? It tastes gamey to me."

I've learned that it doesn't do any good to slip broccoli to the dog under the table.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"That cat is just finicky...I think the cat food tastes just fine! How about you, Herb?"

"You don't like my cooking, do you?"

'I don't want to eat this. I want to eat organic foods.'

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"