Picky Customer Enthusiasts Prints

"F.Y.I, the last barber I ate went way too short."

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"He's such a fussy eater."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Supply Chain

The Mummy's Purse...

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

'Alternatively you can just focus on the CUSTOMER!'

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

"I suppose that's what happens when 'putting customers first' comes second!"

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"I'd recommend this."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'