Picasso Paddler T-Shirts

"That's not a Picasso - that's Joe in his yoga pose."

Bitchbark Canoe

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Do I have to be creative?'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

Canadian Canoe.

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Next William Shatner tries Pickleball.

Child placing crayon drawing over TV screen

'Howie, I know we're still on break, but I don't think we wanna miss this one.'

Canoeing Incorrectly

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"Can we teach our child how to create art digitally."

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

"That's what I love about Ben—he's all Adirondack."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Hockney by the Pool

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1