Piano Pun Admirers Mugs

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

The Pink Bantha

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Louise Farrenc

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

Sergei Taneyev

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Elton John

Nocturne

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"You're welcome."

Around the piano

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

Edvard Grieg.

Dave Brubeck