Piano Protester Gifts

'My next selection is a protest song against piano lessons.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Do Not Resuscitate

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Save Our Universe

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Just Stop Boil

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"Steamed vegetables."

Give quiche a chance!

"I brought cocoa."

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Trump

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

Local food for local consumption

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Tempest in a Teapot

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

REPENT! Get back to nature

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

The Child and the Tank

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

Climate Change