Physical Wellness Prints

'Don't mind him, his back went out.'

"Yeah, it's work-related, Doc...I bent over backwards trying to please my boss!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

What the Doctor Ordered

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

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