Photo Sharers Mugs

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Wanna talk about it?

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"Slow down. This stuff is gold, I’m tellin’ ya! Gold!"

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

If Dogs Made Perfume

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'She blogged her first word today.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'So tell me more about your mother...'

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

'I can't come over to play video games after school. I'm teaching an adult education class on using the internet to download and upload music and photos.'

"Let's both read it. Then we'll have something to talk about."

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

Dogs on Pinterest

'You should've been here last night -- a priest, a rabbi, and a minister walked in.'