Data Sharer Mugs

My zip code? It's 47711, what's yours?

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

"Congratulations! It's a boy! Quickly nurse! Get her phone and upload a picture to facebook!"

Lessons.

"Well...at least you don't s**t on my ideas."

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

Garden of Earthly Delights

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'These disks contain backups of all my financial records in 25 different software programs. . . I need to make a deposit to your computer.'

Gone Lecturin'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'She blogged her first word today.'

"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

Ear Bud Hijacking

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

Couple in bed. Man says: 'Are you BLOGGING this?'

"And here's a shot of us showing you pictures from our last vacation."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

Data stored in the cloud effect star gazing even more than city lights.

Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn.