Photo Realist Prints

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"You never chase me through back yards anymore."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer

Social lens of the photojournalist

'No, it's not a special on the Grand Canyon. It's an actor's face in high definition.'