Photo Punster T-Shirts

'Did you see the latest pictures from Mars?'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dogs life

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Dog Walker

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Mystery of the Poets

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

Optometrist Humor

'Its a dogwood tree. I can tell by its bark.'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Norman is an island."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

"Hmmmm. I'll bluff. Then they'll counter-bluff, so if I counter-counter-bluff...password should do it."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'Well, I just met the girl of my dreams -- you know, the kind you have when you eat anchovy pizza right before bed.'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, all we ask for Mr. Whitman is poetic justice."