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'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Office pics on dinner table.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Apple harvest."

Mount Rushmore.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Two reporters interview each other.

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

Stonehenge Imitation

The director said 'cut'!

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

Spiel-Berg.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Frog Family Selfie

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Mitch McConnell