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'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Apple harvest."

Mount Rushmore.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism.

Two reporters interview each other.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

Stonehenge Imitation

"Say 'cheese'!"

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

The director said 'cut'!

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

Mitch McConnell

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

Frog Family Selfie