Novelty Photo Lover Pillows

Man paying for face-in-a-hole photo of 'Man of the Match'.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Office pics on dinner table.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'The New... New, Swiss Army Knife.'

Mount Rushmore.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"Call me!"

The Wedding of Sally and Joe, as captured on film by the world's first for-profit Satellite-Photography Service, from 23,300 feet

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

Suggestion and 'outside-the-box' suggestions.

"It's my resignation in the form of a graphic novel."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

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Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Bumper Limos

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Two reporters interview each other.

"They grow up so fast."

Casual skydiving.

The director said 'cut'!

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

Spiel-Berg.

Drinking Hats

Mitch McConnell