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"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Love Birds love just being together

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

You just keep giving.

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

"We've hit the jackpot! It's Ed Sheeran's songwriting formula."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

A small heart within a big heart.

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Love Mix Ups.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Like Buttons

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

Door to law firm.