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"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Sitting in a tree

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

Valentine Day

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Love Birds love just being together

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

You just keep giving.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

A small heart within a big heart.

"Pretty label... shiny bottle... I'll take it!"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Livin' just enough, just enough - for th' city...

'If at first you don't succeed...appeal to a higher court.'

'You know, it really was worth the extra $5 million to come up with the perfect logo.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

Love Mix Ups.

"I guess I thought 'Andy and the blenders' was a band."

Hopelessly devoted to you.

'I admire your endurance Frank, but the answer is still no.'

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

Two minds with but a single thought balloon...

"Mmmm... Let's see... Little cable cars...ah...ah...halfway to the...to the...aha! To the stars! ...I Left My Heart in San Francisco! Tony Bennett! Right?"

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

Door to law firm.

"You can cast a pall in there."