Phone Signal Skeptics Mugs

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Classic News.

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."

Domestic Spying Drones

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Now remember...no lies about the government...only lies from the government."

'Someone is reading our emails. I'm afraid this means we're going to have to talk to each other.'

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

Social media and privacy

"Dad, can you read?"

"Paparazzi!"

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'