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"My best friend is my phone."

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Woman on the phone.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'Try his land line.'

Addiction to mobile.

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Gawk

Bell invents the telephone.

'You are naming your invention a telephone, Mr. Bell? That has a nice ring to it.'

"I've traveled billions of light-years and visited countless planets. Earth is the only place I can't get a signal."

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

'Mr. Watson?.. Alexander Graham Bell here. I'm a first-time caller...'

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

"Why, James. James the Munificent. How good it is to hear from you."

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

Legends of Hold Music

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid your son just isn't very smart."

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."