
'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'
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'Call back some other time. I'm awfully busy ignoring you.'
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"
'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'
"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."
"Hello? is it me you're looking for?"
"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."
Yes, I'm sitting down, Sally
Thank you for holding...
"Anderson, Anderson and Andersons - Stephens speaking."
"If it's important they'll call back."
'Click! I'm out right now.'
'You're a telemarketer? Good. I've always wanted to telemarketer off!'
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
"This is a recording."
"This seat is reserved for the rest of my legs."
Smartphone Abuse
'No. This is orcs. Shipping is extension 419.'
Soothing music whilst waiting for phone line - for Vivaldi press 1.....
The Fürther Adventures of the Phone Führer
Man answers phone in middle of the night annoying his wife.
"Yes, I’m the person who makes all the long-distance decisions… Are you the person I’m about to hang up on?"
I can't believe it's come to his. I'll be glad to give you candy when you're off your cell phone.
Etiquette and the mobile phone - "Oh hi. I'm on a training course."
A recent study found frequent use of cell phones can present a serious health risk to the incredibly inconsiderate.
'Here's my number. Have the gentleman call me when he wishes to order.'
Mad Cow Revolution
'He's on another line. I'm going to put you on hold. Do you prefer 60's hits, 70's hits, 80's hits or 90's hits?'
"I know you're new here, but the next time you send the boss a text, don't start it with 'OMG'!"
"I need to take this call outside."
'I put the king on hold while taking someone else's cellphone call.'
"Gotta go, we're heading into a tunnel ... hey, why is everyone on my table singing 'Hallelujah'?"
"I can't talk now - he's right here."
'A man's ringtone says a lot about him.'
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