Phone Fix Aficionados Mugs

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Tool Box

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Technology and Love

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Timber preservation

"Fow sounds of the Atlantic ocean press 1, for the Pacific ocean press 2..."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Bob’s Museum

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Thermidor Dali

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'