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And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Guru.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

E=Equals

"Congratulations on your entertaining presentation skills Smith, and the way they hide your dismal sales figures!"

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

Procrastinator's Leap.

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

"You want my undivided attention? I don't think it exists."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

'Can he get back to you - he's couch-surfing at the moment.'

'What's procrastination?'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'I think he wants you to be quiet!'

"You ran a classified ad to sell some of your unwanted items, didn't you?"

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

No Texting! Don't Even Think About It!

KEYS TO SUCCESSFUL MEETINGS: Don't be distracted by non-essential activities, no matter how much fun they may be.

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

Health and Safety man on mobile about to fall down manhole.

If that's for me, I'm not here. And even if it's not for me, I still wish I weren't here. Ring.

"Being study buddies will definitely help us stay focused. Pay and Bea study together and they get A's!"

There were disadvantages to the 24 hours communications revolution.

"It's pretty slow here. Can you call back when I'm busy?"