Phone Call Prankster T-Shirts

It's somebody asking, "What are you wearing?" It must be for you. ! ? !

'Rudyard here,,,I've always wanted to say that - this is Bob,,,No, not Bob Kipling,'

Sorry Alvin Feister...Has gone to meet his maker - please try again later.

"I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Bo're'droom

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Here and There Trays

"No training period, but you can purchase my instructional video on line for $49.95."

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'Who folded the annual report into a paper airplane?'

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

"Everybody gets a raise."

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Here comes the boss. Quick, look busy!'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"That's a Hula Hoop. I asked you to find a loophole."

"Are you sure you want to present your ideas in the form of an airplane?"

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Might you explain to me how your division managed to spend twenty-six thousand dollars on tennis balls?"