
'Call for you on the cream corn line.'
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'Call for you on the cream corn line.'
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"
"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"
"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."
'Hey Joe!...Me? Oh,nothing much,just out walking the fish.And you?...'
'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'
'I'd love you to come round, Samantha - but I'm sipping my cocoa all ready for sleepy bo-bos.'
"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."
'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'
"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."
"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."
Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.
'Jenny can't come to the phone, she's naked. Only joking, mate. Wrong number.'
Even though I'm on the do-not-call-list telemarketers manage to ruin my hibernation again.
Broken artefact in the museum
'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'
"We will have to go back. The dog wants to go out."
"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."
'I hope you don't want to leave a message - he hates messages.'
"Linda, when answering the phone it's 'Edward Case, Psychiatrist' not Ed Case..."
'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'
'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'
Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'
Listen to a lot of phone pitches while I'm at work?
'I've asked you not to call me here, Arthur...The dust pan is in the cabinet next to the refrigerator...'
'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'
"I'm sorry, he's not here right now, but I could get one of his socks for you."
"If you would like to listen to music while you are on hold press 1, If you would like some quiet time to work out how much this call is costing press 2, if...."
'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'
"Line one is on line two..."
'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'
"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.
'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'
"I only wish this was the final notice."
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