Phobia Explorers Prints

Will cure your fear of clowns for donation.

'Corbin does have one phobia...He has a fear of floods.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

A dolphin squeaks in fright at the sight of a mouse.

"Seriously? You're afraid of heights?"

"Ahhhhh! There's a spider!!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Dead Funny

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Unfortunately, at this age I express glee and stark raving terror in the exact same way."

"Pencil eraser."

"Hell: The Airport"

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

"I don't see any reason to change, if it ain't broke and all that!"

"So, Ms. Medusa. Let's talk about this fear of snakes you mentioned. Do you notice that it causes anxiety?"

'Dr. Wit specializes in treating patients with a fear of low places.'

'I'm referring you to a specialist who isn't as afraid to die as I am.'

'I knew I should have bought more insurance.'

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'You get to see the countryside, meet interesting characters and relax traveling this way. Besides, I'm scared of flying.'

'Don't worry, I would never tell the other free range chickens you're agoraphobic.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

"Our surveillance indicates that Earthlings have a fear of right-angled triangles."

'For claustrophobia. Take two tablets right before hiding under the bed.'

'Do you still think my fear of Scottish clowns is irrational?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

Dr Rimbone suffered terribly from 'Dentist's Block'.

"They've always scared the hell out of me."

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

Psychiatry. It's funny. You're a germaphobe and the last patient on that couch has a phobia about soap!

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Boy I freak out when slimy things touch my feet...'

'Why the seat belt.' Restraining patient.