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'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

'If suffering is good for the soul, why the cushion?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Crowded Ice Fishing

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Needs to get a life"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Ten Commandments

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

Afraid of change - leave it here.