Philosophy Fanatic Mugs

'I didn't know secular humanists HAD missionaries!'

I think, therefore I yam…

'We think, therefore we are a tank.'

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'I stink therefore I am...!'

'Well, he certainly lived every day as if it was his last.'

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"You're giving them free will? -- I didn't realize you had a libertarian streak."

Fatalism.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'If life is a game, how come I never get to take foul shots?'

Some moss pounces on a rolling stone.

'You can't avoid death...You can't avoid taxes...and you can't avoid having your name on computerized mailing lists.'

'And over the next few days, I fully intend to show you how this butterfly flapping its wings in the Amazon is, in fact, responsible for the murder of Mr. Huard.'

Desk Organizers: It will be what it will be... It is what it is... What the #!@ was that?

"You won't find any cute little birdies here."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Is there a God?"

"I sold my soul to the Devil but the joke's on him. I'm an atheist!"

Paradise and Hell

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'

'Money won't buy you happiness, you know.'

"Can I rent happiness with an option to buy?"

Diogenes: 'I found an honest man once, and he reported me for vagrancy.'

Kindness ~truly better to give than receive.

"It's foreclosed? - I didn't even know we HAD a mortgage."

'Remember, man does not live by spiritual enlightenment alone. I've already made my bundle.'

"You have a great philosophy, and, with your permission, I think I can turn it into a ton of money."

God throwing bricks on city

Thoreau's secret diary

Student Loan Shark