Philosophy Discussions Prints

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"So, what are you reading?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Vladimir Nabokov

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

'Big Issue...'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."