Philosophical Pub Discussions Mugs

"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Men gossiping

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Brickie's Mate

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

Body by Jake

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