Philosophical Dancer Gifts

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

The new rain dance.

'But the only way I can explain our derivatives and stock swaps is through interpretive dance!'

Ballerina

'This isn't the same since they started hiring college girls!'

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Hold' (an interpretative dance)

'Let's set aside your rhythm issues for a moment and work on your blues.'

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

Zen Bowling.

"My life just doesn't seem real...It's like I'm just a character in a cartoon."

Football Sisyphus

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

White Cat Dancing

"Tim's keen on new ways to get the safety message across...this is his 'Dance of avoiding trip hazards'."

'I think I speak for all of us when I say Interpretive Danceman has to go.'

Somewhere in France - Meg and Peg explain how the thief made off with their baguettes

"Say what's on your mind, Harris - the language of dance has always eluded me."

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

Ann Widdecombe

'Hey, it's your dollar, buddy, but maybe this ain't the best way to 'wherever the wind blows your path.''

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

How Cecil and Moira found their way to happiness...

"The Lord moves in mysterious ways."

Ted wants to take creative accountancy to another level

"The public is apathetic about our message, he was asked to find a new fresh way of getting people involved."