Philosophical Couple Prints

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Harold, you've changed."

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

Strangers. friends. Lovers. Spouse.

It is believed dear Jack finally figured out women. Trouble is, he died laughing before he could tell anybody.

(Diamonds shining, … Dancing, dining, …with some man in a restaurant. Is that all you really want?) (Are you making this up?) (Unsophisticated Lady)

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

"No, no - that's not the company sales, that's my marriage."

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Oddly enough I'm flattered my wife's attorney thinks I'm so successful."

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'