Philosophical Athlete Mugs

Football Sisyphus

"Good game."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Critisize your weight.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"So, what are you reading?"

"Have you been working out?"

Football team discussions.

Guy in gym

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"When did everybody stop jogging?"

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'On my new diet I can eat anything I want, but have to walk 500 miles a day.'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Looks like I might have to rethink the football idea!'

Coulda Woulda Shoulda.

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'Violence solves everything...'

"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body. . ."

'Maybe I've got washboard abs underneath - you ever think that?'

"Just fetch, don't ask why."

'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight. . .'

The Thinking Man's Rugby