Philosopher Of Modern Life Mugs

"Being falsely accused on social media has left my life largely unchanged."

"Maybe he's not leading us back to his parking space."

'Life's full of Apps 'n' Downloads these days.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

The Googler

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Call me?"

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"You need to justify your own existence first."

Mark Zuckerberg

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

'I'd go back if I were you.'

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Aging Support Group

"You will bargain away what little integrity you have left for what little job security you can gain."

Rodin's THE FEELER

"Death coach..."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "